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 Post subject: Swaffing???
 Post Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 21:17 
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This is so wrong, it's cool again. ;D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
 Post Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 22:43 
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hahahaha :D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:09 
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Brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought you'd made a typo at first until I watched the video!

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Agreeing, so rediculous it's funny! ;D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Maybe we can use some to clean de bar al Le Mans?
How does de lady's version look like?

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Even Ronny Salami is in there. ;D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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hahaha :D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Something you learned at turn 10?


Chuck 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Nope, something the Dutch brought to Turn 10. ;D Look it up on uban dictionary. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Now, that is funny :D

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 20:43 
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Strange but funny. Not sure how well it would go down with the old woman.

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Genius!

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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Jack the Hat Mcvity wrote:
Strange but funny. Not sure how well it would go down with the old woman.


Believe me, if it means a man is doing something useful around the house any woman would agree ;)

This thing might also come in handy for guys who want to have sex with a woman who's been without for like 10 years or something :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
 Post Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 22:31 
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Or you say that your penis is a precision insturment and that it can't handle any dust.

Warning: Result may be a glass of beer/wine (or whatever she is drinking) in your neck! (I have my experience with saying this ;D )

-Edit: Editted the Typo that Petra mentioned

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 Post subject: Re: Swaffing???
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a precion insturment


A what?? :rofl:

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